here is the repeated image of the lover destroyed

fussyfangs:

abigcorpseparty:

misterstibbons:

fussyfangs:

princekarkat:

fussyfangs:

if anyone’s curious, i’m still partial to the notion that trolls a) have very minimalist genitalia and b) spawn, with buckets as the designated mixing receptacle

also all that junk about genital licking increasing circulation and pheromone production and gametes combining better with certain chemical but also temperature-related stipulations which are in turn affected by the above

ahem

on a strictly self-indulgent level i am also down with a kind of… tentacle edged vagina deal

like an anemone that will grasp onto anything put in its vicinity when the troll is aroused

do they tuck the tentacles up there when theyre not using them

because that would the best kind of surprise

“oh hey what is tha — OH GOD THEYRE EVERYWHERE”

troll/human encounters

they would assume that they had roughly correspondent genitalia based on external appearances only to discover the truth in the most unpleasant possible way

OH GOD WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR TENTACLES

DID YOU STICK A WOOD FILE UP THERE OR SOMETHING

can we talk about how your freaky lovecraftian troll vagina just grabbed my fucking hand

oh my god I want this so much now

right, here goes some impromptu ftm!Dave/tentaclevagina!Karkat awkward porn with no intro whatsoever, since you mentioned it and all. I borrowed fussyfangs’s excellent dialogue; I hope that’s all right.

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(Source: jackaldope, via jackaldope)

Clever phrases and swear words used by Karkat Vantas:

traceexcalibur:

• BIG SCHOOLHIVE RUMPUS RESPITE
• WRITHING KNOTTED HELL OF A TIMELINE CHOKING US ALL TO DEATH
• CRYPTOBAFFLING MIND FUDDLERY
• OH MY THROBBING PHLEGM LOBE, WHO GIVES A BARFING FUCK ABOUT THAT
• SWEET ALMIGHTY TAINTCHAFING FUCK
• SHITSPONGE
• A ROCKET PROPELLED SPAZ MAGGOT SPRINGLOADED UP THE ASS OF A PSYCHEDELIC FUCKING FREAKOUT WEASEL ON IDIOT DRUGS
• THE MOTHER GRUB’S HEINOUS UNDULATING ASSHOLE
• LIKE A GODDAMN HERO WITH A RIPPERWASP IN HIS JOCK
• FROTHING LOONEYBLOCK NONSENSE
• IT’S GOING TO FONDLE MAJOR SEEDFLAP
• LET’S BURY THE THRESHER WITH A TOTALLY PLATONIC BRO BULGE BUMP
• NOW MY CHUTE IS DOING A FUCKING STELLAR IMPRESSION OF SOMETHING THAT DOESN’T GIVE A SHIT
• EVERYONE CAN GO POINT THEIR PROBING BUSYBODY SNIFFNODES UP THEIR OWN IMPERTINENT SEED FLAPS
• BRAYING UP THE WRONG FROND NUB
• I COULD HATE A HOLE IN PARADOX SPACE ITSELF, STRAIGHT THROUGH TO A NEW REALITY FRESH FOR THE HATING
• I HAVE TO SPREAD THE WICKED WORD LIKE I’M MASSAGING SHITTY SPARKLEDUST AROUND MY NETHER REGIONS TO ASSUAGE A VICIOUS RASH
• I HAVE A CRUCIAL DATE WITH A PNEUMATIC DRILL, TO BORE A HOLE IN THE CENTER OF MY FOREHEAD, DEEP INTO THE PLUMP ANGUISH BLADDER WHICH STORES MY ALIEN DISMAY FLUID
• LIMP FRONDED STOOGE
• PAST ME IS THE DUMBEST BUCKET OF FESTERING DISCHARGE I EVER FELL ASS BACKWARDS INTO
• YOU’RE THE FUTUREST ME I EVER HAD THE CROTCH BLISTERING MISFORTUNE OF JAWING WITH

(via fisto)