December 22, 2011
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owlpellets:

someone liked this post earlier thus reminding me it existed and i felt compelled to draw GOSF Karkat and his attempt at nurturing greenery

its name is Hugh Plant

(Source: tigerfeel, via scribblywizards)

BABYuwuwuwuwuwukarkat vantasgosfhomestuckqueue
December 21, 2011

batmanandsobbin:

thislousytshirt:

playerprophet:

tessen:

bigbigtruck:

blag blug what is size consistency

Most perfect thing ever

It’s just like my animes

cutie

Karkat baby it’s okay.

OH MY GOD

what a great karkat oh man

(via supey)

I LOVE ALL THE KARKATSBUT THIS ONE IS REALLY GREATOH MAN HE IS SO KAWAIIhomestuckkarkat vantasqueue
December 17, 2011
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reason-says:

beatonstuck:

sourbits:

Another Beaton/Homestuck mess. :) Totally took the suggestion from here.

Original here.

Also that’s meant to be Redglare and not Terezi in her Redglare outfit. I uh, guess it doesnt really matter either way? Oh well.

also I imagine that if Karkat talks in allcaps, sufferer/signless talks in all lowercase.

 YES! I so wanted to see someone do one of these!

“girl you know I be preachin to them highbloods”

XD

OH LOOK, IT’S WTFSTUCK!REDGLARE.

IT IS REALLY HARD TO TYPE “REDGLARE” IN ALLCAPS WITHOUT GOING FOR THE NUMBER KEYS. R3DGL4R3 IS SO MUCH EASIER TO TYPE. I MIGHT HAVE A PROBLEM.

hjadsfgkfsdgjdflk

(via toniovolpe)

REDGLARE MAI WAIFUAAAAAAanyway LMAAAAAOhomestuckkarkat vantasneophyte redglarethe sufferer
December 16, 2011
December 15, 2011
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justaguywitharrows:

slimewise:

dodostad:

i need more hugs

It’s like my fingers had hit the reblog button before my brain even registered what I was doing.

AHH NOOOO noooooooooooooo

skhjflafgdkfdgjl /gross sobbing

(via sailorwolfmoon)

oh noooooooooooooooooooooooh GOD THE FEELINGSTHE FEELINGSSAVE ME FROM THE FEELINGSASKFJHGJDFA/WEEPSi love hugging so much on no im gonna cry and then die :(oh no*homestuckkarkat vantassollux captorotp: maybe a mouth sounds idiotic when it blathers on about joy but tell me you love thisbabies ;w;
December 4, 2011

fussyfangs:

abigcorpseparty:

misterstibbons:

fussyfangs:

princekarkat:

fussyfangs:

if anyone’s curious, i’m still partial to the notion that trolls a) have very minimalist genitalia and b) spawn, with buckets as the designated mixing receptacle

also all that junk about genital licking increasing circulation and pheromone production and gametes combining better with certain chemical but also temperature-related stipulations which are in turn affected by the above

ahem

on a strictly self-indulgent level i am also down with a kind of… tentacle edged vagina deal

like an anemone that will grasp onto anything put in its vicinity when the troll is aroused

do they tuck the tentacles up there when theyre not using them

because that would the best kind of surprise

“oh hey what is tha — OH GOD THEYRE EVERYWHERE”

troll/human encounters

they would assume that they had roughly correspondent genitalia based on external appearances only to discover the truth in the most unpleasant possible way

OH GOD WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR TENTACLES

DID YOU STICK A WOOD FILE UP THERE OR SOMETHING

can we talk about how your freaky lovecraftian troll vagina just grabbed my fucking hand

oh my god I want this so much now

right, here goes some impromptu ftm!Dave/tentaclevagina!Karkat awkward porn with no intro whatsoever, since you mentioned it and all. I borrowed fussyfangs’s excellent dialogue; I hope that’s all right.

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agsfdhghjfg;jkfsjhgkdjkflsfdjlfjklhgdskjlhfdafhkjdsakj oh my god

(Source: gutcolour, via gutcolour)

troll biologyxeno shithomestuckdave striderkarkat vantasotp: more love streaming out the wrong way and I don't want to be the kind that says the wrong wayG O D
November 29, 2011
November 27, 2011
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justaguywitharrows:

kilography:

BEING A FUCKING LEADER MEANS YOU HAVE TO BE STRONG ESPECIALLY WHEN NO ONE ELSE IS GOING TO BE

EVEN WHEN YOU JUST WANT TO LIE DOWN AND DIE

(there’s a story that goes with this i think but i think someone else needs to write it)

I am having all of the Karkat feelings. Every single one. 

no…….. the last thing i needed was more feelings oh god…….

(via missivesfromghosts)

fuck you james fuck youjames knows me far too wellgood guy best moirailWORST MOIRAIL WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS PAINI HATE YOUterezi pyropesollux captorkarkat vantasot3: pressing against each other in an effort to make the minutes stophomestucktearstuck
November 26, 2011

Clever phrases and swear words used by Karkat Vantas:

traceexcalibur:

  • BIG SCHOOLHIVE RUMPUS RESPITE
  • WRITHING KNOTTED HELL OF A TIMELINE CHOKING US ALL TO DEATH
  • CRYPTOBAFFLING MIND FUDDLERY
  • OH MY THROBBING PHLEGM LOBE, WHO GIVES A BARFING FUCK ABOUT THAT
  • SWEET ALMIGHTY TAINTCHAFING FUCK
  • SHITSPONGE
  • A ROCKET PROPELLED SPAZ MAGGOT SPRINGLOADED UP THE ASS OF A PSYCHEDELIC FUCKING FREAKOUT WEASEL ON IDIOT DRUGS
  • THE MOTHER GRUB’S HEINOUS UNDULATING ASSHOLE
  • LIKE A GODDAMN HERO WITH A RIPPERWASP IN HIS JOCK
  • FROTHING LOONEYBLOCK NONSENSE
  • IT’S GOING TO FONDLE MAJOR SEEDFLAP
  • LET’S BURY THE THRESHER WITH A TOTALLY PLATONIC BRO BULGE BUMP
  • NOW MY CHUTE IS DOING A FUCKING STELLAR IMPRESSION OF SOMETHING THAT DOESN’T GIVE A SHIT
  • EVERYONE CAN GO POINT THEIR PROBING BUSYBODY SNIFFNODES UP THEIR OWN IMPERTINENT SEED FLAPS
  • BRAYING UP THE WRONG FROND NUB
  • I COULD HATE A HOLE IN PARADOX SPACE ITSELF, STRAIGHT THROUGH TO A NEW REALITY FRESH FOR THE HATING
  • I HAVE TO SPREAD THE WICKED WORD LIKE I’M MASSAGING SHITTY SPARKLEDUST AROUND MY NETHER REGIONS TO ASSUAGE A VICIOUS RASH
  • I HAVE A CRUCIAL DATE WITH A PNEUMATIC DRILL, TO BORE A HOLE IN THE CENTER OF MY FOREHEAD, DEEP INTO THE PLUMP ANGUISH BLADDER WHICH STORES MY ALIEN DISMAY FLUID
  • LIMP FRONDED STOOGE
  • PAST ME IS THE DUMBEST BUCKET OF FESTERING DISCHARGE I EVER FELL ASS BACKWARDS INTO
  • YOU’RE THE FUTUREST ME I EVER HAD THE CROTCH BLISTERING MISFORTUNE OF JAWING WITH

(via fisto)

kitkat you are my favouritehe is such a fussy kitty my godhomestuckkarkat vantasqueue
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quixocalypse:

sollux and karkat art! omg what next!

hugs are hard okay. also this turned out kind of cute sad. oh uh, and this is factiontorn obviously. ADULT SPACE TROLLS ETC.

(via )

OHOH NOBABIEShelp;^;aaaaaa karkles you are a tiny baby *^*karkat vantassollux captorotp: maybe a mouth sounds idiotic when it blathers on about joy but tell me you love thishomestuckqueue
November 23, 2011