December 4, 2011

askdoomedbros:

TG: no i left you there when you

TG: protected me i cant

TG: i dont deserve this

EB: um…happy birthday dave! hehe

TG: and a caw caw to you john

EB: wait, what does that mean??

TT: It means I love you in Douche.

TG: no it doesnt and dont capitalize douche

asjFGHSKJLKGDFLJSHFDKL NOOOO DAVESPRITE NOOOOOO ;w; babyyyyy

dave why are you so sad dhjsgakdfskjlfdgjshkfgsdlj/sobbingdave striderdavespritejohn egbertdoomed!johnbro striderd. striderotp: perfect internet boyfriendsotp: eventually something you love is going to be taken awayit's another wrong-man-dies scenario and we keep doing ithomestuckdang thats a lot of tags
December 3, 2011

what if i put ‘teenage dream’ on my dave/john playlist………………..

terrible jokes only james will getotp: perfect internet boyfriendsiambickilometierjames knows me far too wellgood guy best moirail

jakeenglish:

falls apart and sobs uncontrollably thinking about dave/john

(Source: lalna, via fisto)

oh samehomestuckotp: perfect internet boyfriends
December 2, 2011
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beepony:

habudoodles:

HEADCANON SOLLUX IS A SHIPPER ON BOARD

secretly he and nepeta debate over possible ships

he has a shipping wall too

its written on the inside of his eyeballs in psiionic brain juice 

pff

oh same, sollux, oh same.

(via fisto)

homestuckjohn egbertsollux captordave striderotp: perfect internet boyfriendsbluh they need an otp tager technically an ot3 tagwhat about'sorry about that sorry about the bony elbows sorry we lived here'or some variation??
December 1, 2011

ah, yes, im just going to… cry over all the dave/john fic, even when its happy…

OTP FEELSotp: perfect internet boyfriendsoh shit a homestuck post
November 30, 2011
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twinmachines:

horriterrible:

charlie-rex

sort of a continuation of this i guess…. at least initially it was

god look at daves face, look at it!!

that is the most lovestruck expression that has ever existed on a human face. look at all that love all up on his face. you see all that?? that is all for his awesome windy boyfriend. in conclusion, they are in love, and also: gosh.

aghdgsajhdfagsdkslafhsafghjdfsjlk

(Source: qiowdeactivated, via partyshoggoth)

ALL OF MY OTP FEELSAKSDHGSJAKDFJAKJSDJUSTAAAADAVEYOUR FACESADHGFADFJHGFHJDFJ(im going to tell you a secret: i am actually incapable of reading dave as anything but head over heels for john)(especially in canon...)(actually outside of reading canon i ship dave all over the place)ANYWAYBABIESjohn egbertdave striderotp: perfect internet boyfriendsqueue
November 29, 2011
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sofuckingblue:

spooksie:

69ingchipmunks:

john/dave kisses for spooksie

<3___<3

help me this is the cutest art everrrrrrr

agfsdgfdjkslhfdjhfbfdafkjhldfkjlsfdk

(via fisto)

HELPHELPDCHJSFKFDJKDAADHJLFDAKJFGDOHGODTHEYARESHJFDFJKDFAFKSJ*________________*IM DYINGOTP FEELSIM DYINGSAVE MEADHGSJAFHJKFSKHKAWAII AS FUQhomestuckdave striderjohn egbertotp: perfect internet boyfriends
November 27, 2011
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iambickilometier:

i’m not sorry

this might be better than the bootylicious picture

why do i always inspire things about butts…………………………..

(Source: iambickilometer)

homestuckjohn egbertdave striderotp: perfect internet boyfriendsjinkiesstuck

iambickilometier:

kilography:

(on the bed, on the floor, on the towel, by the door, in the tub, in the car, up against rose’s mom’s bar… sorry rose…)

im fucking john egbert

(he’s fucking john egbert!)

while youre a troll virgin

im fucking john egbert

(he’s fucking john egbert! hey karkat, how’s that for subversion? 

(get it? because you totally thought we were gonna hook up with jade and rose instead)

hey ladies dont take it bad remember all the good times we had

like the time we played a shitty game to save the world and everyone got killed by jades dog and we didnt even save the world

yeah

to date my greatest accomplishment (also dave’s)

james i…………………………………………

(via iambickilometer)

homestuckjohn egbertdave striderotp: perfect internet boyfriends
November 22, 2011
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krakenfriend:

kilehye:

renaris:

Stacked! Pretty much the only surviving carry-over from the fic was Daves’ pant colors so…oops

Kilehye wanted some Dave unf, so here you go. I am here to perpetuate the spiral of awesome.

ohh yesssssss ohhhhh yeeeeeeeessssssssss ^q^ <333333333

DAVEPOCALYPSE: JOHN LIKES IT HOW BOUT YOU?

um wow hey i am… really okay with this…

(via krakenfriend-deactivated2013071)

w o wWHOA DANGthe only thing better than one dave is two davesdave striderjohn egbertdave striderotp: perfect internet boyfriendshomestucknsfwqueue
November 21, 2011
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coffeefrank:

So a couple of friends and I thought it would be a grand idea to embark on a - wait for it - ask blog. For the kids. But, it isn’t just any ask blog. It’s an ask blog done with voice acting. That’s right. You can find it HERE. And, for those curious as to what we sound like, this introduction is available for your perusal. Send us questions.

Oh, and I totally didn’t attach this little advertisement to a Dave/John picture for reasons that involve subliminal messages. At all. 

On another note, I had to draw this because, well, the knight and the heir. How could I not?

(via partyshoggoth)

sadfgdfhjhkls;kf;gjkhldfjghasdlfjdlsFJADSGKHLJDFAKGJFDALKGHFJKDHKLFDAG;FDLS;ADFJKDFGDL;LFDGKAAFDL;FADL;GJKLDGSAohmygodOHMYGODOHMYFUCKINGGODONABAMBOOSKEWERoh god no i am having all of the feelings im drowning in feels send help i love my otp uguuuuuhomestuckdave striderjohn egbertotp: perfect internet boyfriendsotp: the boy who loves you the wrong way keeps weakeningoops now im crying about john/dave
November 19, 2011